the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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