having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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