I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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