i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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