then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
