he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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