happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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