tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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