its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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