Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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