Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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