wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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