Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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