ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Let's get the cat blown out
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
