Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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