After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize