we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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