I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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