i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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