why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Do plants get herpes?
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