why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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