He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
only you would photoshop your dick
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
