It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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