Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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