so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
is wine microwaveable?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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