it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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