The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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