problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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