Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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