How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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