I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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