i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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