Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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