my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
it's like heaven, but drunker
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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