Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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