I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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