Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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