I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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