I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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