grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The best revenge is premature balding
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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