There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just gargled with NyQuil
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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