why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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