doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My pussy is not your playground.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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