i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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