you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Vodka?
Forever.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm too high and old for this...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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