thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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