i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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