im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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