You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
