Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
