The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
