I want to make a zoo with you.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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