Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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